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Los Angeles, CaliforniaFull-time
About the Job
U rite guuud? We're looking for word-happy, well-rounded creative candidates that specialize in out-of-the-box copywriting. If this sounds like you, let's chat!

  • Write the zaniest of copies in all the lands, skies, and some bodies of water.
  • Be a prose pro.
  • Don't be not a pro for inappropriate double negative usage.
  • Be an alliteration alligator.
  • Don't be a bore boar from Bora Bora.
  • Be a grammaratzi glitteratzi.
  • Don't make up words.
  • Be a make-up artist for words.
  • Make a ritual daily sacrifice to the Copy Gods.

  • Ability to make people laugh and/or cry through written or visual media.
  • A 4-year degree -- jk, we don't care as long as you knock our chonies off.
  • A self-starter with a can-do attitude, motivated to be the very best at what they do and don't do.
  • A couple of Pulitzer Prizes -- optional but highly recommended.

  • Write me a handwritten note and send it to me by hawk-mail or your preferred choice of avian.
  • Attach a JPEG of your favorite thing to eat and a corresponding easy-to-follow recipe.
  • A compelling resumé + cover letter will also do, I guess...
  • Surprise me! Do something different.

***P.S. This is a legit job. If you are legit interested in this legit job, send me some fun resumés and cover letters to read through whatever job board this is posted on or to hello [at] with the subject line "I'M THE BEST COPYWRITER AND HERE'S WHY..."
About Primary Goods

Primary Goods ( is a global e-commerce company focused on sleep and wellness. Primary Goods started with an idea in 2013: we loved the idea of making our beds, but actually having to do it every morning was just a chore. Life is too short for that, so we asked ourselves: what if all you had to do to make your bed was to fluff your duvet covers? We built a solution that enabled our customers to do just that, and launched on Kickstarter. Within the first day, we blew past more than 5x our goal, and was featured in the Today Show, NPR, BuzzFeed, Forbes, the Washington Post, and many other outlets. Since then, we've grown more than 10x every year, and you'll be an integral part of our journey as we continue to scale and improve how people around the world go to bed... and wake up happier.